Rude Science

The naughtiest, funniest, most revolting science show in the world.

Brace yourselves for BBC Gastronaut Stefan Gates’ revolutionary, high-tech, highly-explosive new show, packed with outrageous science stunts. On the surface it’s a riot of disgusting experiments built to delight young audiences but under the bonnet it’s a brilliantly-constructed curriculum-driven adventure designed to inspire Britain’s kids with a lasting fascination for science.

Expect enormous bottoms, f*rt machines, snot cocktails, vast whoopee cushions, pee-powered fireworks and ear-wax-oozing mannequins in this celebration of the fascinating bodily science essential to life. The show transforms complex biology, physics and chemistry into educational hilarity using Stef’s signature stunts and encyclopaedic science knowledge.

Stefan Gates is an award-winning presenter of 20 TV series (including five for CBBC including Incredible Edibles, Gastrolab and Gastronuts), and a STEM author of 12 books (including Fartology and Science You Can Eat), and he’s internationally renowned for his clever, high-octane, highly-educational stage shows that inspire young audiences to fall in love with science.

“Brilliant! Spectacular, hilarious and packed with fascinating science’ Marieke Navin, Head of Cheltenham Science Festival

Festive Panto Package Food and Drink Add-on

Got your ticket to the panto? Why not make your visit EXTRA special with one of our new great value food and drink Panto Packages?

You’ll get a drink and an ice cream each (n-ice!), a programme for your group, a flashing wand for each child (yay!), nibbles and chocolate, a reserved table pre-show and at the interval and waiter service, too!

All for just an additional £15.00 adults and £10 per child – a great saving on buying everything separately. So treat yourselves, it’s Christmaaaas!

Book now on 01785 619080.

PLEASE NOTE: Packages are an add-on and do not include tickets for the performance. 

 

Jonny Cole: Armagudd’n 2025

THIRD DATE ADDED DUE TO PHENOMENAL DEMAND

Champion of the Black Country, Jonny Cole is one of the most unique, exciting and hilariously funny acts to come out of the Black Country and unstoppable force in musical comedy.

Comparisons to Jasper Carrott and Tim Minchin (depending on the reviewers age) tell only half the story. One of the freshest and funniest new comedians to hit the comedy circuit in the last few years.

Jonny Cole is packing out comedy clubs everywhere. With his individual patter and commentary on life, coupled with his original songs, he is being described as a ‘breath of fresh air’.

Never forgetting his ‘Black Country’ roots Jonny has written original songs about life, love and loss (his Xbox) with hilarious results.

Mindhunter and Manhunter

An unforgettable evening of true crime with two of Scotland Yard’s most prolific detectives. In an unexpected twist of fate, former Detective Chief Inspectors Steve Gaskin and Colin Sutton met two years ago, igniting a spark that neither could have predicted. What began as a chance meeting has evolved into a groundbreaking theatre production set to tour the UK in 2024 and 2025.

Manhunter & Mindhunter is a gripping two-man show that delves into the dark world of serial killers, offering audiences a unique blend of true crime storytelling and psychological exploration. Both performers have been featured on a variety of UK TV Shows. It’s not just another true crime show; it’s a deep dive into the mind of a serial killer, with a particular focus on Levi Bellfield, one of the UK’s most infamous criminals.

Colin Sutton, ‘Manhunter’, will lead the audience through the intense and meticulous investigation that led to Bellfield’s arrest, charge, and eventual conviction. Sutton’s account is not just a retelling of facts but an immersive experience that brings the audience into the heart of the investigation, revealing the unparalleled truth behind one of the most complex cases of his career. On the other side of the stage, Steve Gaskin is ‘Mindhunter’. Gaskin’s part of the production delves into the psychological makeup of Bellfield, exploring the chilling characteristics that define a psychopath. Steve is a criminal psychologist. His analysis goes beyond the surface, offering a deeper understanding of what drives serial killers to commit such heinous acts. But Gaskin’s role doesn’t stop at Bellfield; he broadens the scope to examine the psychology of serial killers in general, shedding light on the patterns of behaviour that have baffled investigators and true crime addicts for decades.

Audience members won’t just be passive observers; they’ll have the chance to engage directly. During the show, guests will be invited to measure their own ‘psychopathy’ using tools and methods that Gaskin and Sutton will introduce. This unique feature not only adds an element of personal intrigue but also challenges the audience to reflect on the thin line between normality and the dark recesses of the human mind.

Matricks Illusion: Reimagined

Prepare to be amazed – really amazed.

Matricks Illusion features some classics of magic with a unique twist, including some brand new magic and signature pieces from their recent TV appearances.

A slick, fast-paced production full of mystery, comedy and charm, Matricks Illusion ‘Reimagined’ can be enjoyed by the whole family – and will leave everyone breathless.

These guys have recently been featured on shows for ITV including the National Lottery’s Big Bash from Wembley Arena and 2022’s Live Finals of Britain’s Got Talent.

Most recently they’ve been filing for Disney+.

They were also featured on the Sidemen channel on YouTube, with the episode currently standing at over 16 million views.

So don’t miss out on this special offer – and a chance to see some incredible magic and illusions right here on your doorstep.

You will NOT regret it.

Henning Wehn: Acid Wehn

Award-deserving German Comedy Ambassador Henning Wehn takes an unbiased look at climate change, a topic sure to delight audiences and no surprise. After all, everyone loves talking about the weather.

Rain or shine, all will be fine. Or maybe it won’t. Who knows?! Come along. Or else.

Stafford Shakespeare presents: HAMLET

‘To be or not to be, that is the question.’

Stafford Shakespeare proudly presents HAMLET in 2025.

Starring BENEDICT SHAW (Boat Story BBC, The Syndicate, Emmerdale) and directed by award-winning RICHARD CHESHIRE, The Bard’s twisty tale of madness, murder and revenge is one of his best-loved plays.

Hamlet returns home from university to find that, not only is his father newly dead, but that his mother, Gertrude, has quickly married his father’s brother, Claudius, who is now king.

The royal turmoil has led to threats of invasion and one night soon afterwards, the ghost of Hamlet’s father appears to him, accusing Claudius of his murder and urging Hamlet to revenge.

But how will Hamlet succeed? Thus begins a tale of madness, betrayal and revenge that threatens to destroy both kingdom and family.

Burnished with William Shakespeare’s most-quoted lines, this is a production that brings to life some of the most famous characters in history.

In keeping with the very best traditions of Stafford Shakespeare, it seeks to present one of The Bard’s best-loved plays in a fast-paced and accessible way to suit modern audiences.

‘It’s going to be something very special next Summer,’ Richard Cheshire, Director, HAMLET 

 

16 Years of The Inbetweeners: In Conversation with Joe Thomas

We’re talking all things The Inbetweeners at this special evening with actor/comedian Joe Thomas.

It wasn’t long after audiences were first introduced to hapless sixth-formers Will McKenzie, Neil Sutherland, Jay Cartright and Simon Cooper that The Inbetweeners became one of the nation’s best loved shows. With its endlessly quotable lines and outrageous laugh-per-second banter, the sitcom attracted record-breaking viewing figures and inspired two incredibly successful feature films.

Celebrating seventeen years since the show’s debut, Joe Thomas aka Simon Cooper is here in-conversation all about the series and taking questions from the audience. Hearing all about Joe’s favourite Inbetweeners moments and behind the scenes misadventures, as well as its impact on his own life as an actor/comedian, this promises to be an exciting evening of humour and insight from one of the nation’s best loved young sitcom stars.

We’ll also, of course, be touching on Joe’s other work, including Fresh Meat, White Gold and TaskMaster!

Joe is happy to stay around for a short while after the show, meet fans and take pictures.

HOMEWORK

Circa 2007, Joe Thomas was a budding actor/writer headed for the Edinburgh Fringe Festival alongside university writing partner, Simon Bird. While performing their two-man show The Meeting, the pair were spotted by Iain Morris and Damon Beesley, TV producers who were developing an as-then untitled E4 sitcom about four hapless sixth-formers, chronicling their various misadventures.

Later titled The Inbetweeners, the series went on to become Channel 4’s most-watched show ever, winning a Rose D’or for Best Situation Comedy and spawning two feature films, the first of which broke records for having the most successful opening weekend for a comedy film in the UK.

So come along, bring your friends (ooh, friends!), and enjoy an evening of hilarity and insight into the nation’s best loved teen sitcom from one of its key stars.

Age 14+

Nabil Abdulrashid: Urban Battuta

Award-winning, international touring comedian Nabil Abdulrashid returns with a riotous new stand-up show.

As seen on Live at the Apollo, Have I Got News For You, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown and the Last Leg. As heard on Off Menu with James Acaster and Ed Gamble and Hoovering with Jessica Fostekew.

★★★★ “A potent, mischievously entertaining voice” Scotsman

★★★★ “Abdulrashid is emerging as one of comedy’s most honest chroniclers of life’s complexities and contradictions” Guardian

★★★★ “Pinch-me clever and painstakingly bold…never predictable, often hysterical – and overall a joy” Time Out

Christmas Table Decoration Making

Join us in the Gatehouse piano bar for a creative crafting session making your own unique Christmas Table Decoration.

With design tips and materials on hand, choose from either a round or oblong base tray and a selection of foliage including Holly, Ivy, Eucalyptus and Gypsophila, Pilar or Tapered Candle.

There’s a hot drink included and a fun festive atmosphere guaranteed.

And at the end, you’ll have a bespoke decoration to take home and cherish throughout the festive season for many years to come.

PLEASE NOTE: Space is limited so please book early!